salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

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pssst according to my records I’ve seen about 170 horror/suspense/etc movies and that means I need recommendations for my yearly scary-movie-month marathon that is basically just October, help?

My friend almost wrecked his car the other day when I called his cell because he didn’t recognize my new profile picture and he wasn’t expecting “the sudden pretty face and the hair and the EYES I WAS STARING AND DRIFTING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC DAMN IT” and while I’m glad he’s fine, I’m also like “yes, this should be the proper reaction all the time”.

gorgoneions:

theumbrellaseller:

#i’m not a model the cannon just went off   

(via caterpills)

"Anyone ever hear of a guy named William Roger Tennant?" I asked.

"Sure," Rachel answered. "The hippie guy. The one with that weird touch-feely talk show with the Lava lamps. Contact Point.”

"Didn’t he write all those Men Are from Jupiter, Women Are from Venus books?” Jake asked.

<I do not believe either Jupiter or Venus are inhabitable, certainly not by humans,> Ax said.

"Mars, not Jupiter," Cassie corrected.

<Mars may be marginally habitable.>

"Actually, some guys are from Uranus," Rachel said. Then she made a face. "Did I just say that? I’m spending too much time around you, Marco."

"I’m rubbing off on you."

"Different guy anyway," Rachel said. "But Tennant has written a lot of self-help books. My mom reads them. Reads ‘em and for, like, two days she’s all mellow, then it wears off."

<Self-help books?> Ax asked. <Are they similar to instruction manuals?>

<Not exactly, Ax-man,> Tobias said. <Self-help books are like instruction books for living.>

<Indeed? Instructions for living? Such as “Consume necessary nutrients”? “Breathe sufficient air”?>

"Hey! Ax just made a joke."

<I did?>

"Self-help as in wise advice," Cassie explained. "Chicken Soup for Whatever. I’m Okay, You’re Messed Up. You know. They give you advice on how to live your life.”

<Ah, yes. Like Oprah,> Ax replied. <She, too, enjoys chicken soup. But it must be low-fat and heart healthy.>

Ax has been a bit unusual - if that’s possible - since he got a TV in his little woodsy hideout.

"Okay. Now if we can slowly back out of the lunatic asylum and rejoin reality," Jake said Impatiently.


- Book #35: The Proposal, pg. 21 (by K.A. Applegate)

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brigantes:

les miserables / firefly

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shineonovermyclouds:

pyladesdrinkingtea:

Enjolras: Who cares about your lonely soul?

Grantaire: [raises hand] I do!

Les Misérables (London), 18 Sep 2014 - Michael Colbourne (Enjolras), Christian Edwards (Grantaire)

i saw it a week ago and i wasn’t ready for that i felt like i was the only one who burst in laugh

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4gifs:

Litter vigilante. [video]

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minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

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moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

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i   you   ...damn   hell yeah   
download 8tracks mixes (not 8hacks)

lunalovegoed:

  • go to this website
  • paste the url of the mix and click the green button
  • now you can select all, or select just a few 
  • click ‘download selected’
  • it’s gonna download as a .zip

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estupidin:

I’ve always liked jellyfish, even tho they can be scary as hell sometimes.

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akirateku:

Like I said before, fantastic terrible drinking buddies.

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oh my god   YES   bones mccoy   scotty   star trek   
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